Describe your favorite Pokémon in the shittiest manner possible

blogging-phelddagrif:

sarkhan-punbroken:

obi-one-drop:

augur-of-colas:

animar-smol-of-elephants:

keranos-god-of-storm-crows:

magicalgirlmindcrank:

eight-times-nine:

glitterwarpaint:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ominouslymathematical:

miss-doku:

thelittlestastronaut:

hipnopolis:

Bird Superhero

a lamp. that’s it. it’s a lamp.

beefy alligator

Kentucky Fried Karate Chicken

FANCY WELL DRESSED OWL

90’s anime cosplayer

Sheet music gijinka

Genetically Unstable Cutie

Flightless earth dragon

Borb

Snooty penguin

Plant with legs

Tall chicken that is literally on fire

pink ooze

Mall sword