Describe your favorite Pokémon in the shittiest manner possible

blogging-phelddagrif:

sarkhan-punbroken:

obi-one-drop:

augur-of-colas:

animar-smol-of-elephants:

keranos-god-of-storm-crows:

magicalgirlmindcrank:

eight-times-nine:

glitterwarpaint:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ominouslymathematical:

miss-doku:

thelittlestastronaut:

hipnopolis:

Bird Superhero

a lamp. that’s it. it’s a lamp.

beefy alligator

Kentucky Fried Karate Chicken

FANCY WELL DRESSED OWL

90’s anime cosplayer

Sheet music gijinka

Genetically Unstable Cutie

Flightless earth dragon

Borb

Snooty penguin

Plant with legs

Tall chicken that is literally on fire

pink ooze

Mall sword

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  2. level-17-spheal reblogged this from zero-the-hisui-vaporeon and added:
    Step out on the stage to a round of applause.
  3. the-aspen-orchards reblogged this from leo-of and added:
    Plushie mouse family
  4. thepatronofstories reblogged this from eowynnsstuffnthings and added:
    a fucking fish with overly large eyes
  5. tism-creature-explodes reblogged this from wisteriaalu and added:
    pink fox named after a sweetie
  6. ender-voidron reblogged this from wisteriaalu and added:
    Blind German dragon without wings
  7. selenesaysstuff reblogged this from eowynnsstuffnthings and added:
    thick crocodile
  8. wisteriaalu reblogged this from wisteriaalu and added:
    (For my brother) flying pancake
  9. eowynnsstuffnthings reblogged this from rad-taxi and added:
    Future Lizard
  10. sillylittle-man reblogged this from leo-of and added:
    Big rock but snake
  11. zero-the-hisui-vaporeon reblogged this from leo-of and added:
    Yellow furry.
  12. leo-of reblogged this from rad-taxi and added:
    dark ringed fox
  13. rad-taxi reblogged this from iguanamouth and added:
    Just a fucking pile of gears
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  16. generic-magical-girl reblogged this from oriko-mikuni and added:
    Chandelier’s haunted
  17. placeholder-text-or-something reblogged this from flapuflapu
  18. formlesschromatic reblogged this from oriko-mikuni and added:
    worst pokemon meme
  19. oriko-mikuni reblogged this from thedeathecchi and added:
    ice doggie
  20. poltergexsts said: Yellow circle dog thingy
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    Smal bear. Or pidgeon. Or small otter thing.
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    A flaming hedgehog with a long snoot